I am not evil!!! I just like to pretend I am.

style type="text/css">
body, a
{cursor: url(http://www.youraddress.com/cursor.cur);}
/style>

That is the code you need to paste into your template. I removed a couple '<' so you could see the code. Put one before each 'style'. Here's a link to one site for some cursors and here's another and another. The code is actually included with some of the cursors you can pick so you don't need the one I put up there.

See, I am nice sometimes.